Welp, MAGA conspiracy of us, the Jeffrey Epstein case is closed.

Sunday evening, Axios broke the information that, in a shocking transfer, the Justice Division introduced that it’s transferring on from the Jeffrey Epstein case, saying the accused intercourse trafficker died of suicide in his jail cell, throwing chilly water on the conspiracy that he was murdered.

Oh, and the legendary shopper listing, in response to the Justice Division, that doesn’t exist.

The Justice Division additionally acknowledged in its memo that it doesn’t plan to launch any extra paperwork associated to the Epstein matter.

Womp,womp.

This newest admission from the Justice Division is a renege on one of many large guarantees from Donald Trump, who claimed that he would launch authorities recordsdata associated to Epstein and go towards the conspiracy theories pushed by right-wing influencers for years.

“This systematic evaluate revealed no incriminating ‘shopper listing,’” the unsigned memo states. “There was additionally no credible proof discovered that Epstein blackmailed distinguished people as a part of his actions. We didn’t uncover proof that would predicate an investigation towards uncharged third events.”

The Justice Division additionally launched 10 hours of jailhouse video footage that confirmed nobody entered Epstein’s cell the day he took his personal life, debunking the conspiracy that he didn’t grasp himself.

These newest revelations debunk years of conspiracy theories pushed by right-wing media figures that declare the federal government is withholding secrets and techniques concerning Epstein, who died by suicide in 2019 whereas awaiting trial for federal intercourse trafficking prices.

Some folks pushed the conspiracy in regards to the Epstein listing with out a shred of fact.

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It additionally is available in stark distinction to what Legal professional Normal Pam Bondi mentioned again in February when she advised Fox Information that Epstein’s shopper listing is “sitting on my desk proper now to evaluate.”

She continued, “That’s been a directive by President Trump. I’m reviewing that.”

The Justice Division, working alongside the White Home, launched paperwork associated to the Epstein case, however they contained data already publicly out there.

Hilariously, the White Home held an occasion giving influencers the “scoop” on the paperwork, they usually have been photographed strolling out with binders labeled “The Epstein Information: Part 1.”

Even FBI Director Kash Patel and Deputy Director Dan Bongino (each extremely underqualified for his or her positions), who have been each extremely suspicious of the investigation, have each claimed there was no proof that Epstein was murdered.

This additionally comes after Elon Musk dropped the bombshell on X, previously Twitter, that Donald Trump’s title seems on the listing that doesn’t exist throughout his public fallout with Felon 47.

He ultimately walked again that declare, however has chimed in on the matter once more, writing on the social media platform he allegedly not owns, “What’s the time? Oh look, it’s no-one-has-been-arrested-o’clock once more.”

As you possibly can think about, the MAGA meltdown is presently occurring, with folks feeling hoodwinked and bamboozled by the Trump administration whereas these on the left are clowning them.

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