After a triumphant, sold-out worldwide debut final 12 months, “Little Squirt” is crusing again into the Edinburgh Competition Fringe this July — and it’s bringing the identical fearless coronary heart, smart-yet-raunchy humor, and radically sincere storytelling that made it one in every of 2024’s standout exhibits.
Written and carried out by Australian rising star Darby James, the award-winning one-person musical cabaret will run from 30 July to 24 August at Gilded Balloon’s Anatomy Lecture Theatre, with performances nightly at 7:30 PM (excluding 6 and 18 August).
At its core, “Little Squirt” is a salty, honest, and sharply humorous exploration of sperm donation, and all the things that comes with it. By 12 unique songs, together with sea-shanties, ballads, emotional showstoppers and gut-punching existential truths, James dives into deeply private territory: navigating donor varieties, scientific appointments, ethical gray zones, and finally, the query of what it means to create life in a world that’s already overwhelmed.
Set adrift on a symbolic island of confusion — sure, sailor hat included — Darby James steers by way of the weird forms of sperm donor questionnaires, from scientific awkwardness and genetic varieties to deeper, unstated ethical quandaries. What begins as an informal “sure” to a Fb advert shortly unravels right into a deeply private journey by way of id, queerness, and the difficult pursuit of pleasure in an more and more unsure world. With biting wit and shocking tenderness, James brings humor and coronary heart to a subject most wouldn’t anticipate to see explored by way of sea shanties — and but, it really works.
The present premiered at Melbourne Fringe in 2023, the place it swept three Inexperienced Room Awards, together with Greatest Cabaret and Excellent Writing, earlier than happening to win the Edinburgh Touring Award, which secured its Fringe debut in 2024. That first Edinburgh run earned widespread popularity of its daring storytelling and genre-defying strategy, with The Scotsman calling James “a successful, partaking performer,” and Musical Theatre Overview hailing the work as “uncooked honesty delivered with ardour.”

This 12 months’s return is produced in collaboration with Gilded Balloon and Quiet RIOT, the boutique manufacturing home based by Linda Catalano (Sizzling Brown Honey, BATSHIT), and as soon as once more directed by Casey Gould, with set and costume design by Betty Auhl.
However whereas “Little Squirt” takes its cues from one man’s donor journey, the emotional undercurrent runs far wider. James asks the form of questions that linger properly after the home lights come up: Is sperm donation selfless or self-serving? Ought to we be having kids in any respect? And in a world teetering on environmental and ethical disaster, what sort of future are we creating for them anyway?
Having caught the 2024 run, I can say this: “Little Squirt” could also be profane on the floor, opening with sperm jokes and a wink, nevertheless it’s quietly profound at its core. James has the uncommon reward of luring you in with attraction and cheek, solely to show your laughter into reflection earlier than you’ve even observed. One second, you’re guffawing at a nautical “seamen” pun; the following, you’re quietly wrecked by a letter written to a toddler who could by no means be met.
The present has its imperfections. Aa few songs land extra powerfully than others, nevertheless it’s a minor be aware in what’s finally a intelligent, brave, and emotionally clever hour of theatre. It’s the form of Fringe gem that sneaks up on you and stays with you lengthy after the lights come up.
If “Little Squirt” sails into your metropolis, drop anchor. You’ll wish to be on board.
Present Particulars:
Written & Carried out by Darby James
Gilded Balloon, Anatomy Lecture Theatre
30 July – 24 August (not 6, 18)
19:30 | 60 minutes | Ages 14+
(?? Content material warnings: Scenes of a sexual nature, sturdy language/swearing)
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