An Oasis fan tried flogging life-size Noel and Liam cut-outs for £1,234, then slashed to £40 – however even at a discount value, the cardboard brothers didn’t shift
An Oasis superfan has been left gutted after making an attempt – and failing – to flog life-size cardboard cut-outs of Noel and Liam Gallagher on-line.
The diehard fan put the brothers up on the market on Fb Market, initially asking a whopping £1,234 earlier than slashing the worth all the best way right down to £40.
The cardboard figures, exhibiting Noel in a hoodie and Liam in trademark shades, have been billed as being in “good situation” and foldable for straightforward transport.
However regardless of the discount value, no person appeared involved in taking the Gallagher brothers house.
As a substitute, the itemizing attracted jokers. One potential purchaser requested if Liam would slot in the boot of a Fiat Panda, whereas one other needed proof that Noel might “arise with out wobbling”.
A 3rd quipped: “Until they’ll play Wonderwall in my front room, I’m not .”
The vendor even tried sprucing up the advert with new snaps, posing Noel within the hallway like he was about to nip down the retailers, and propping Liam by the couch as if he was able to crack open a beer. Nonetheless, no takers.
Weeks later, the cut-outs stay unsold, looming awkwardly in the lounge like silent houseguests.
To make issues worse, the fan’s girlfriend is claimed to be unimpressed with sharing her evenings with two cardboard Britpop icons, reportedly telling him: “It’s me or the Gallaghers.”
However with no patrons biting, it seems like Noel and Liam are staying put – proving that whereas the actual Oasis can promote out stadiums in minutes, their cardboard doubles can’t even get a elevate down the street.
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