Comedian Experiences Hearing Loss Due to Cold Water Exposure

A well-known figure in British comedy has revealed he is now partially deaf, attributing the condition to a popular trend of swimming in freshwater. The performer, who gained fame for his satirical sketch shows, shared his experience on a recent podcast, detailing how regular dips in cold ponds have led to significant hearing difficulties.

The 65-year-old entertainer described his diagnosis of exostoses, a condition commonly known as surfer’s ear, after being fitted for hearing aids. “I’m deaf, partially deaf,” he stated. “And because I swim in Highgate Ponds, I’ve got stalactites in my ears.”

Medical Explanation for Hearing Impairment

During the podcast, the comedian explained that medical professionals identified the growths in his ears as bone spurs, or “stalactites,” which develop due to repeated exposure to cold water and wind. “Do you do a lot of freshwater swimming?” he was asked by specialists. Upon confirming his habit, he was told, “Ah, that’s what it is.”

While medical intervention is available, including a surgical procedure to remove the bone growths, the comedian ed reluctance. He noted that the operation can be “very painful and take a long time.” With a touch of his characteristic humor, he added, “I’d sooner not hear what you’re saying.” He humorously speculated that the condition might be linked to the pond’s depths, suggesting the presence of “rotting corpses.”

Understanding Exostoses

Exostoses develop when the ear canal is repeatedly irritated by cold water and wind. This irritation prompts the body to create new bone tissue, forming gradual growths. These growths can lead to issues such as impacted earwax, infections, and, in some instances, hearing loss. The condition typically affects both ears.

This is not the first time the comedian has discussed his hearing challenges. Previously, he mentioned struggling to hear in noisy environments like restaurants and frequently requesting background music to be turned off.

Daily Ritual and Cost Savings

The entertainer detailed his daily swimming routine in Highgate Ponds, which he undertakes regardless of the weather. He also shared a lighthearted observation about his early morning swims, where he removes his cap and identifies himself as an “old age pensioner.” This allows him to enter the ponds for free before a certain hour, a privilege he enjoys, especially when compared to the higher fees younger swimmers must pay.