Dakota Johnson has confessed she had a very weird dream about one explicit frontman involving asparagus and homicide.
She revealed a Glastonbury headliner had just lately haunted her desires whereas on Amy Poehler’s Good Hold podcast.
Surprisingly, it wasn’t her (reportedly ex) boyfriend and 5 time Pyramid Stage professional Chris Martin — as an alternative it was a veggie-morphing nightmare about Matty Healy.
‘I really had a dream the opposite evening,’ the Madame Internet star laughed. ‘Matty Healy from The 1975 was in my dream and he was murdering folks, and he was Matty Healy as himself.’
We’re undecided why the son of Denise Welch was on a killing spree, or who precisely he was enacting his deadly revenge on.
Dakota, 35, revealed this wasn’t even the weirdest a part of the dream because the Someone Else singer had a very useful trick for avoiding seize.
‘When the folks had been in search of him—they had been cops perhaps, he would flip into a bit of asparagus.’
To this, Amy burst out laughing and joked ‘so folks simply run previous him?’ prompting a tremendous piece of performing from Dakota as she pretended to be an asparagus.
Effectively, that’s actually one stage antic we’ve not seen from him thus far however you by no means know in terms of Matty, 36.
The 1975 frontman — who famously dated Taylor Swift in 2023 — wasn’t the one one changing into one among your five-a-day in Dakota’s thoughts.
‘I noticed these two poles and a mattress and I used to be like, “Matty?’” the Fifty Shades of Gray icon mentioned. ‘The sheets got here down and it was him as an asparagus and Angelina Jolie as an asparagus.
‘They had been getting married, and so they left in a helicopter collectively as asparagai. [sic]’
Congratulations are so as then it appears for these asparagus-ified celebrities.
‘That’s such a bizarre dream,’ responded Amy. ‘You may be getting an excessive amount of sleep.’
Apparently Chris, 48, was extremely supportive of this unusual vegetable superpower and mentioned the entire thing would make a great movie plot.
The couple, who had been collectively for practically eight years, have gone their separate methods as reported by an insider to Folks Journal.
This mirrors intense hypothesis that that they had damaged up final 12 months, however they swiftly squashed the rumors — neither have spoken about this break up thus far.
Regardless of this, the Yellow hitmaker gave Dakota a shout out at his June 1 present in California, telling the group to ‘Be sort to your self, be sort to one another’.
He then added ‘Don’t overlook to see Materialists!’ which is the identify of Dakota’s upcoming movie.
Coldplay received’t be taking to the Pyramid Stage this 12 months at Glastonbury… except they’re Patchwork or one other TBA (now there’s a thought).
Nevertheless, The 1975 are set to headline on Friday evening and whereas he’s not going round turning into a giant inexperienced vegetable, Matty’s on-stage behaviour has raised some eyebrows up to now.
Right here’s hoping Worthy Farm goes off with none dramas from the About You singer — and with none asparagus.
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