Donald Trump is doing his greatest impression of Shaggy and saying it wasn’t me after the “bawdy” birthday letter he wrote to Jeffrey Epstein was obtained by Congress and printed by The Wall Road Journal.

It’s deflection time for Donald Trump.

Felon 47 and his loyal and insanely moronic followers are all claiming that the birthday letter written and signed by Trump shouldn’t be what it appears, regardless of insurmountable proof proving in any other case.

They argue that the signature doesn’t match Trump’s present over-the-top signature, which he famously loves to point out after placing his John Hancock on the chief orders that can wreck our lives.

Taylor Budowich, the deputy chief of workers for communications, took to X, previously Twitter, to make such a protection, sharing a number of photographs of Trump’s present signature with the caption, “Time for @newscorp to open that checkbook, it’s not his signature. DEFAMATION!”

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Different Republican allies, like Congressman Uncle Ruckus, oops, we imply Byron Donalds, are sticking by their man, additionally claiming that the signature doesn’t match Trump’s handwriting.

Trump’s present press secretary, Karoline “Mendacity” Leavitt, additionally claimed that Trump didn’t draw or signal the letter.

“The newest piece printed by the Wall Road Journal PROVES this whole “Birthday Card” story is fake. As I’ve stated all alongside, it’s very clear President Trump didn’t draw this image, and he didn’t signal it. President Trump’s authorized crew will proceed to aggressively pursue litigation,” she wrote on a publish in X.

In the meantime, the WSJ got here with extra receipts exhibiting different instances Trump used the identical actual signature on different private letters he has signed, earlier than his signature “developed” into the official stamp of evil it’s now.

They need to actually suppose we’re silly.

X has been roasting Trump and anybody loopy sufficient to defend him, even after the WSJ offered the substantial proof. You possibly can see these reactions within the gallery beneath.