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US comic Nikki Glaser hosted the Golden Globes for the second time on Monday, and her jokes went down a storm. From mocking CBS, the community the ceremony aired on, to dropping a brand new gag about Leonardo DiCaprio’s relationship age-gaps, she additionally joked that Timothée Chalamet is the ‘first actor in historical past to need to placed on muscle for a film about ping-pong,’ referencing his successful position in Marty Supreme. (Image: Getty Photos)
Nevertheless, there have been some cheekier strains that didn’t make the reduce. Due to a brand new interview on The Howard Stern Present on Tuesday, the 41-year-old revealed the checklist of jokes that had been censored earlier than the occasion. Nikki shared a notes app on her telephone known as ‘The Stern File,’ which she defined featured ‘all of the jokes [she] needed to say’ however wasn’t allowed to or selected to ditch. Intrigued? Let’s have a look… (Image: Getty Photos)

Sydney Sweeney

The primary gag she shared was about actor Sydney Sweeney and her newest position within the movie Christy, a sports activities drama biopic in regards to the rise of former skilled boxer Christy Martin within the Nineties. Regardless of the mass media protection and promo, the film reportedly made simply $1.3 million when it landed in cinemas in November — making it one of many worst field workplace openings in historical past. (Image: Getty Photos)

Sydney Sweeney

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When it comes to the joke, Nikki revealed it went like this: ‘Tonight is an evening of celebration however we are able to’t ignore it’s a bizarre time in Hollywood. , individuals simply aren’t going to the theatres to see issues. And when you don’t imagine me, there was a film this 12 months the place Sydney Sweeney performed a lesbian who simply bounced round in tiny shorts for 2 hours and it made $14.’ Nikki stated the explanation she reduce the joke was that Sydney didn’t attend the Golden Globes. (Image: Black Bear)

Sean Penn

OK, so Nikki did nonetheless roast Sean Penn in the course of the ceremony. One of many strains included: ‘Sean Penn, you’re such an unique. Everybody on this city is obsessive about wanting youthful, in the meantime Sean Penn is like, “What if I slowly morph into an attractive leather-based purse?”‘ Nevertheless, she had additionally deliberate to say: ‘Sean Penn is nominated tonight. I’m assuming for “greatest neck veins,”‘ adopted by describing him as ‘the defiant final tree standing in a rainforest.’ (Image: Getty Photos)

Sean Penn

Elsewhere, Nikki revealed that comic David Spade had additionally pitched a joke about Sean Penn, suggesting that he was ‘taking The Substance unsuitable.’ This was clearly a reference to the Demi Moore-led 2024 physique horror film of the identical identify. Moreover, Nikki had needed to roast each Sean Penn and his One Battle After One other co-stars Benicio del Toro and Leonardo DiCaprio for his or her well-known onscreen ‘squinting’ expression. The comic shared: ‘Sean Penn, Benicio del Toro and Leonardo DiCaprio are all right here tonight for the class Least Eyes.’ (Image: Getty Photos)

Leonardo DiCaprio

Once more, we all know that Leo was roasted in the course of the ceremony. However there was one other joke initially within the pipeline for him — primarily based on each the squinting gag and his youthful girlfriend popularity. Nikki stated: ‘He at all times seems like he’s squinting. Leo, why are you at all times squinting? I imply, I assume it’s to learn your girlfriend’s ID. Simply ensuring that the 12 months begins with a 2.’ Burn. (Image: Getty Photos)

Chase Infiniti

Chase Infiniti was nominated for a Golden Globe for her breakthrough position as Willa in One Battle After One other. And with such a singular identify, Nikki thought it was the proper alternative for a joke. She advised Howard that she had deliberate to say: ‘Chase Infiniti is her actual identify. And that is true, when you apply now you possibly can earn 5% money again on all journey booked by means of her by means of the tip of the 12 months. So, get on that. It’s an ideal deal.’ (Image: Getty Photos)

Julia Roberts

In different movie star roasting information, Nikki had additionally needed to take purpose on the icon that’s Julia Roberts. Nevertheless, the 58-year-old, who was nominated for Greatest Actress for the crime drama After the Hunt, managed to flee a gag about her film. Nikki shared the joke: ‘Julia Roberts is nominated for After The Hunt. I don’t know what it’s about however I’m assuming the hunt was to search out somebody who’s seen it.’ (Image: Getty Photos)

Jonathan Bailey

Subsequent up is Bridgerton star Jonathan Bailey, who made headlines final 12 months as Individuals’s Sexiest Man Alive in 2025. After all, this new title was prime roasting materials, with Nikki revealing she needed to say: ‘Jonathan Bailey is the primary brazenly homosexual man to be named the sexiest man alive by Individuals journal. At first I used to be like, “Do we actually must say brazenly?” After which I appeared on the checklist of previous winners and I used to be like, “Oh yeah, we do.”‘ (Image: Getty Photos)

Jeff Goldblum

Nikki additionally initially needed to make a joke about Jeff Goldblum’s long-time position as spokesperson for Flats.com. She advised Howard that she nearly stated: ‘Jeff Goldblum is right here tonight. Not as a result of he’s nominated, simply because they had been capturing an advert for Flats.com down the road and he simply sort of wandered in.’ (Image: Getty Photos)

Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt had a fortunate escape, too. Apparently, he was to be the butt of a joke about the way it’s OK for males to age in Hollywood, however the identical grace isn’t granted to ladies. Relating the 62-year-old’s current position within the 2025 movie F1, the place he performed a racecar driver, she stated: ‘Brad Pitt is nominated for his position in F1 tonight. See, that’s what I really like about Hollywood. When a person turns 60, he will get to play a racecar driver. In the meantime, after 35 each position for a girl is drained mother who hates her life.’ (Image: Getty Photos)

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