Nikki Glaser
Finest Modifying Goes to CBS Information
… For Most B.S.!!!
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Nikki Glaser got here out swinging because the host of the 2026 Golden Globes … taking down CBS Information and its new editor-in-chief Bari Weiss in a single fell swoop.
She quipped, “The award for Most Modifying goes to CBS Information! Sure, CBS Information — America’s latest place to see B.S. information.”
Nikki Glaser is already entering into throughout her Golden Globes opening monologue lol
“And the award for Most Modifying goes to…CBS Information! Sure, CBS Information: America’s latest place to see B.S. information.” pic.twitter.com/B5TckrLRTO
— Spencer Althouse (@SpencerAlthouse) January 12, 2026
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ICYMI … Bari stirred up lots of controversy by killing a “60 Minutes” section hours earlier than it was scheduled to air. The report centered on the therapy of Venezuelan deportees from the US to El Salvador’s infamous CECOT jail, however Bari instructed The Hollywood Reporter it “was not prepared” to see the sunshine of day.
She expressed to THR she wished so as to add statements from the White Home, the Dept. of Homeland Safety and the State Dept. earlier than airing.
Value noting … the Golden Globes are airing on CBS — so nobody was secure from Glasaer’s monologue. Not even a Hollywood heartthrob like Leonardo DiCaprio.
omg Leo DiCaprio’s reactions to all of Nikki Glaser’s jokes about him on the Golden Globes LOL
“What a profession you have had. Probably the most spectacular factor is that you’ve got been in a position to accomplish all of this earlier than your girlfriend turned 30.” pic.twitter.com/2yZlOWHOkS
— Spencer Althouse (@SpencerAlthouse) January 12, 2026
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After buttering him up with a listing of all his accolades, Nikki, kidded, “Probably the most spectacular factor is that you’ve got been in a position to accomplish all of this earlier than your girlfriend turned 30.”
The transfer was precisely how she deliberate it out in line with her dialog with Jimmy Kimmel final week.
She instructed the late-night host, “I are available in peace, and I’m glad that I actually liked his efficiency in “One Battle [After Another]” and might actually lay that on thick earlier than I am going in for the kill.”
And she or he actually killed the room by alluding to what number of of them have already been or might make an look within the Epstein recordsdata.
🔥 “There are such a lot of A-Lister’s right here & by A- Record I imply A LIST THAT HAS BEEN HEAVILY REDACTED”
– Nikki Glaser internet hosting the Golden Globes w/ Epstein Jokes
She then stated the award for finest modifying goes to THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT & BASHES CBS. pic.twitter.com/6hs7GkcxOE— Johnny St.Pete (@JohnMcCloy) January 12, 2026
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“There are such a lot of A-listers right here,” she stated. “And by A-list I imply a listing that has been closely redacted.”
Simply an A-plus joke … Nikki ought to be on the quick checklist to host each award present shifting ahead!



