Travis & Jason Kelce
Wooden You Like To See My Christmas Tree?!?
Revealed
Travis Kelce and his brother Jason are taking vacation style to a complete new stage — rockin’ matching Christmas sweaters that every characteristic a huge tree as a not-so-subtle nod to their respective … ahem … “packages.”
For context … in Taylor Swift‘s hit track “Wooden,” she sings all about her NFL fiancé’s nether areas … referencing Travis’ manhood as a redwood tree and dubbing it “the reward that retains giving” … so this absolutely is kind of the package deal deal.
New Heights
This is not the primary time the bros addressed the elephants within the room … Jason Kelce was really the one who bought the footballer to open up on “Wooden” throughout an episode of “New Heights” — and whereas Travis stated he favored it, he was fairly shy when pressed to provide additional remark.
Jason went on to explain which forest buddy he’d evaluate his genitalia to, saying … “It might be like Japanese Maple,” earlier than including, “Generally can see” — therefore the crimson-themed design on his sweater this Christmas.
For sure, the Kelce brothers’ cozy, festive sweaters — plus the suggestive Swift lyrics — make for an unforgettable combo which might be actually placing their followers within the vacation spirit this 12 months.
Let’s simply hope Travis retains up the merry vibes at tonight’s sport towards the Denver Bronos!!!



