It has been two weeks since Astronomer CEO Andy Byron discovered himself in the course of a viral dishonest scandal, and X customers aren’t letting the web’s favourite roast die down anytime quickly.

The controversy started after a now-infamous second at a Coldplay live performance went viral. Byron was noticed cozying as much as his coworker, Kristin Cabot, on the stadium jumbotron.

The pair’s try to shortly duck out of view solely made issues worse, prompting Coldplay frontman Chris Martin to joke, “They’re both having an affair… or are very shy.”

Now, two weeks later, X customers are commemorating Astronomer CEO Andy Byron’s awkward milestone in probably the most sarcastic approach potential.

“Want them a contented anniversary in probably the most sarcastic approach potential,” one consumer quipped, whereas one other added, “Nonetheless holding sturdy lol.”

Others appeared stunned at how shortly time had handed for the reason that scandal first broke. “It has been two weeks already? Wow,” one remark learn.

One other chimed in with, “Greatest 2 weeks ever,” as another person requested, “That is the brand new vacation now? How will we rejoice?”

Some even leaned into the comedy of the second with musical references. “Do I hear a Barry Manilow track?” one particular person joked, whereas one other declared, “This wins the web at present.”

The timing of the scandal’s two-week anniversary made issues even juicier on-line, as August 1 additionally occurred to be Nationwide Girlfriends Day. X customers wasted no time connecting the dots, utilizing the event to take contemporary goal at Byron.

“Blissful Nationwide Girlfriends Day to the previous CEO of Astronomer. Hope it is a fantastic one!” one particular person wrote, a publish that shortly racked up likes and retweets.

Byron formally stepped down from his position as CEO on July 19, with Astronomer cofounder Pete DeJoy stepping in as interim CEO. “Andy Byron has tendered his resignation, and the board of administrators has accepted,” the corporate mentioned in a press release on the time.

The fallout has prolonged additional, as Kristin Cabot has additionally resigned. “Kristin Cabot is not with Astronomer,” an organization spokesperson confirmed on Thursday, July 24. “She has resigned.”

As if the Coldplay fiasco wasn’t sufficient, Byron quickly discovered himself in the course of one other controversy, this time involving OnlyFans.

As The Blast reported, Bop Home creator Camilla Araujo got here ahead with explosive claims, alleging the previous CEO shelled out “over $250,000” on subscriptions, customized movies, and one-on-one calls with a number of creators.

Based on Araujo, Byron’s spending spree did not cease at Sophie Rain, the creator first linked to the scandal. She informed The Blast that he allegedly funneled money towards a number of different girls linked to her influencer collective, the Bop Home, in what she described as a surprising sample of extra.

As if the scandal itself wasn’t messy sufficient, rumors are actually circulating that Byron could also be contemplating authorized motion in opposition to Coldplay frontman Chris Martin over the viral Kiss Cam incident.

However based on authorized consultants, any lawsuit would go nowhere quick.